October 4, 2007
It’s that time of year again…for ghouls, goblins, and that STUPID freaking door decoration our neighbors put up. I swear, if that thing goes off one more time, I’m going to rip it off the door and do the Mexican hat dance on it.
I’m Mexican, after all. :)
Seriously, everytime you walk by it, a sensor activates it and its eyes pop out and it screeches like none other. It’s especially delightful when you are coming home late at night and dead tired (no pun intended), and it goes off.
Oh my god! I hated that thing so much when I went to visit you guys! You should kidnap it and leave a ransom note or something…or maybe you should just be sneaky and take the batteries out while do one is looking! ha ha ha ha ha
Seriously though, that thing has got to go!