September 12, 2007

I’m a ridiculously good looking, nice guy/photographer. Like Napoleon, I’ve got all kinds of skills. Numb-chuck skills. Bo staff skills. Computer hacking skills. Mortgage processing skills. I’ve just spent the last 2 hours pimping myself out to every corporate monster that exists. The “W” is shutting our center down, which means I need a job. [...]

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I’m a ridiculously good looking, nice guy/photographer. Like Napoleon, I’ve got all kinds of skills. Numb-chuck skills. Bo staff skills. Computer hacking skills. Mortgage processing skills.

I’ve just spent the last 2 hours pimping myself out to every corporate monster that exists. The “W” is shutting our center down, which means I need a job.

So I ask again. Wanna hire me?

I don’t want to say making French fries is beneath me…but since I do have a college degree, I think I’m more qualified and willing to eat the French fries. (so I applied to Jack in the Box. :) )

I have some time…so if anyone knows of places that are hiring, send them my way. My resume is polished and ready. My suit is pressed. I’m not sad I’m losing my job…I’m mostly sad that I won’t be working with my friends here for very much longer. They are a cool group of people. I think we’re all sad, really.

And who wants to do work today? Not me…I’m ready for lunch in a big way.

Happy hump day.