…I was watching the 2006 Hooters Beauty Pageant just a little while ago and believe it or not, I actually ended up changing the channel. Could it be that somehow I can’t watch scores of beautiful women parading in swimsuits for prolonged periods of time?

No … I don’t think that’s it.

Do you know what else is wrong with me? I noticed a little bit of a trend; I seem to always fall for girls that are totally wrong for me. Not sure why that is, but it’s starting to get on my nerves. Wait; have I mentioned this before? Yes, yes, I think I have.

In other news, I wrestled with a Christmas tree today … and won. I am so the man. And after two hours of the vacuuming, I think the apartment has returned to normal. I do need to vacuum my car, however. Perhaps in addition to the pine needles, I can also suck up the hay from Saturday’s shoot and the sand from the shoot eight weeks ago.

Well, CSI: Miami calls …