So chivalry is not dead. I went to lunch today and as I approached the door to Sombreros, a really attractive girl was walking up as well. She was a brunette, tall, gorgeous, and leggy as they say. You know…They. Them. Now, being the gentleman that I am (my momma done raised me good, after [...]
So chivalry is not dead. I went to lunch today and as I approached the door to Sombreros, a really attractive girl was walking up as well. She was a brunette, tall, gorgeous, and leggy as they say.
You know…They. Them.
Now, being the gentleman that I am (my momma done raised me good, after all..), there are two things you can do in this situation. You can start walking slightly faster (fast enough to get to the door first but not too fast that it’s obvious you are walking fast) in order to open the door for the lovely lady. Or you could approach the door at the same time, but let her open it and walk through first. In this situation, I opted for the latter.
But to my shock, she opened the door and waived me through. I wasn’t prepared for this new third option. It was all very strange to have a beautiful girl opening a door for me. So I went though…
…and I have a feeling she was staring at my butt the entire time too.
So then later, I’m eating my beef enchilada and I see another fairly attractive girl sit at the table across from mine. She was alone and all she had was a carne asada burrito. Original. So I continued eating and emmersing myself in my WikiPedia article and I noticed she got up. I didn’t think anything of it until she came back to the table a few minutes later with a tray of carne asada fries. Now, by no means was this girl a big girl. But man, she was putting down a burrito AND carne asada fries…that’s more than I can eat. And I’m a large dude.
So that’s my lunchtime story for the day.