January 18, 2007

So I just walked into my pitch-black room and ran into a big crate in the middle of the floor. I whapped myself right in the shin. It hurts like heck. It wouldn’t be so bad if it were for that damn kid, Steve … who in junior high, thought it was a good idea [...]

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So I just walked into my pitch-black room and ran into a big crate in the middle of the floor. I whapped myself right in the shin. It hurts like heck. It wouldn’t be so bad if it were for that damn kid, Steve … who in junior high, thought it was a good idea to take his tennis racket and whap me in the shin with it. Maybe he was jealous of my smooth moves and luck with the ladies.