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Excruciating pain

January 18, 2007

So I just walked into my pitch-black room and ran into a big crate in the middle of the floor. I whapped myself right in the shin. It hurts like heck. It wouldn’t be so bad if it were for that damn kid, Steve … who in junior high, thought it was a good idea [...]

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So I just walked into my pitch-black room and ran into a big crate in the middle of the floor. I whapped myself right in the shin. It hurts like heck. It wouldn’t be so bad if it were for that damn kid, Steve … who in junior high, thought it was a good idea to take his tennis racket and whap me in the shin with it. Maybe he was jealous of my smooth moves and luck with the ladies.

Nebraska?

January 18, 2007

So I’m coming to you live from the Jack in the Box on Mission Center Road. I’m waiting for my Ciabatta, so I thought I’d chat with you fine people. So here is my random thought for the day: are there hot girls in Nebraska? I ask because I pulled out a quarter to pay [...]

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So I’m coming to you live from the Jack in the Box on Mission Center Road. I’m waiting for my Ciabatta, so I thought I’d chat with you fine people.

So here is my random thought for the day: are there hot girls in Nebraska? I ask because I pulled out a quarter to pay for my Union Trib and it was a Nebraska quarter. Being that I’m a nerd, I will most likely head over to Wikipedia and read about Chimney Rock.

Okay, burger is ready…I’ll talk to y’all later…

What is wrong with me?

January 18, 2007

…I was watching the 2006 Hooters Beauty Pageant just a little while ago and believe it or not, I actually ended up changing the channel. Could it be that somehow I can’t watch scores of beautiful women parading in swimsuits for prolonged periods of time? No … I don’t think that’s it. Do you know [...]

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…I was watching the 2006 Hooters Beauty Pageant just a little while ago and believe it or not, I actually ended up changing the channel. Could it be that somehow I can’t watch scores of beautiful women parading in swimsuits for prolonged periods of time?

No … I don’t think that’s it.

Do you know what else is wrong with me? I noticed a little bit of a trend; I seem to always fall for girls that are totally wrong for me. Not sure why that is, but it’s starting to get on my nerves. Wait; have I mentioned this before? Yes, yes, I think I have.

In other news, I wrestled with a Christmas tree today … and won. I am so the man. And after two hours of the vacuuming, I think the apartment has returned to normal. I do need to vacuum my car, however. Perhaps in addition to the pine needles, I can also suck up the hay from Saturday’s shoot and the sand from the shoot eight weeks ago.

Well, CSI: Miami calls …