So one of the distinct differences between my old job and my new job is the bathroom. For instance, my new job has a bathroom fit for a king, large in in charge. It also smells better for the most part, considering the vile acts that occur there. However, my old job’s bathroom has something my new one doesn’t: a couch. Now, we all know the bathroom is one of those social hotspots, you would think there would be more couches in more bathrooms. Who wouldn’t want to immerse themselves in stench for the purpose of relaxation and socializing. They should really think about putting in a coffee bar or something to keep ‘em coming.
So I sit here broken hearted…because I could be lounging on a couch…but at least we have coconut-smelling soap here at the “W.” :)
Oh gosh. Seriously? Who made this? Who are those Loma-ites? I don’t recognize any of ‘em, so maybe they’re after my time…