It’s been a slow email day, which in some ways is good; that just means I don’t get all the spam sex emails or the ads for Viagra. But it also means no one’s writing to me, which is sort of sad. It’s a three-day weekend, so that just means you are probably out and about, doing bigger and better things. And that’s good. :)
So I totally think I should have studied something financial. Or should be doing something in sales. I have no real basis for this realization, other than the fact that I am ten times more qualified to sell something than most of the morons that work in retail. For instance, I go to Fry’s yesterday. Now I realize this isn’t saying much since I think the management at Fry’s have developed this “hire losersâ€? philosophy in which they go out and find the dumbest, sloppiest bunch of doofuses to work in their stores. They pretty much are not even qualified to stand on a piece of parchment to prevent it from blowing away, thus establishing that a paper weight has more value and skill than a Fry’s salesperson. Don’t get me wrong, Fry’s is still the place to get high-quality goods at low prices. But don’t go in there expecting assistance from a salesperson. I asked a dude where their “WiFi locators” were and his response was, “I’ve never heard of that before.â€? I was like, “Uh, okay…â€? realizing that I would have to go it alone on this quest for useless gadgetry. The guy walked off, probably not realizing that I found him to be the most useless individual I had met in a really long time. And that’s saying a lot. A few minutes later, after deducing, pinpointing, and strategizing, I located the aforementioned device – several different types and brands, actually – and all just a few feet away from where I had this conversation with Stupid Salesperson Dude.
Dumb people frustrate me.
That doesn’t even include the time I sold a digital camera to a lady at Best Buy…with the sales guy standing right there. He couldn’t answer a single question the lady was asking; but it was a good thing I was there to pick up the slack and convince her that this was the camera for her. The sales guy marveled, and probably felt pretty useless; and I can’t argue, but he really was.
…and all this to solidify my geeky status. But I could care less.
Last night, my dad and I made a run for the border for some tacos at Taco Bell…and along the way, we utilized my new WiFi locator to source and locate local WiFi networks. There were surprisingly very few where we thought they would be. We drove by the SDSU sororities, though, and along with some girls walking down the street in their underwear (literally, not joking…) we found several hotspots. I guess there’s a dual meaning, there. ;)
I got some prints done at CostCo today. Those people do some fantabulous work. I highly recommend them. Aside from the photographic work I did today, I’m working on video now. Although, I will probably call it quits until tomorrow since I’m pretty much tired. I was able to play a little today and record some stuff, audiowise. I didn’t lay anything down since I was pretty much sucking…and because of the excitement with the new canine in the house…but I’m going to plan some stuff out and record sometime down the road.
Well, this has been a pretty long, useless post. Always a pleasure, though, to share with you the insignificant details of my mundane life. Hope your weekend is exciting.
I love Bethany. In fact, she performed at my home church this summer, but I missed it because I moved to Indiana.
Aaron, it’s good to see you’re still a nice guy. ;) Hope you’re still musical too.
Natalie (Blackwood) Jost