I love how we make these little comparisons. For instance, how girls are like cars. (Trust me, guys can go a little nuts with the girl/car references). And they are all true, too. Well, most of them anyway. But seriously, girls are like a lot of things…most recently, I’ve discovered girls are like jobs. You [...]
I love how we make these little comparisons. For instance, how girls are like cars. (Trust me, guys can go a little nuts with the girl/car references). And they are all true, too. Well, most of them anyway. But seriously, girls are like a lot of things…most recently, I’ve discovered girls are like jobs. You are required to go through a lengthy interview process (called “dating”) where your goal is to impress. You pull out all your best moves, threads, and lines in hopes of scoring the gig (in the dating world, the job title is “boyfriend.”) But even before you get the interview, there is an application process where the weak, unqualified applicants are weeded out. So you’re lucky if you even make the cut. And even more applicable to my situation, companies that I’ve never heard of or have any desire to work for give me job offers…yet the ones I actually apply for never even call me. How close to reality.
Oh, and once you get the job, you pull all sorts of late nights and OT just trying to keep the job. Okay, back to work I go.