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July 8, 2004

Well, there is just so much exciting things happening in the life of Aaron. For starters, work was just a hoot. Some exciting news … I have been selected as the “Blue Recycle Bin Monitor” In an effort increase security and reduce the likelihood of sensitive information being stolen by janitorial staff and other nosey [...]

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Well, there is just so much exciting things happening in the life of Aaron. For starters, work was just a hoot. Some exciting news … I have been selected as the “Blue Recycle Bin Monitor” In an effort increase security and reduce the likelihood of sensitive information being stolen by janitorial staff and other nosey people, we’re being told to lock up all files and paperwork with customer’s names on it. Considering that we have probably never had such incident, management is forcing us to take extreme precautions. In this day and age, where identity theft is a crime on the rise, you can never be too careful. My primary duty as the Blue Recycle Bin Monitor is to make sure each blue recycle bin is emptied every night. This is to prevent bad people from digging through our trash. Even though I have been assigned this very important duty, I’m not getting extra compensation. Oh no … I’m doing it because I am a nice guy.

In other news, I am happy to report that the construction next door is nearly complete. I must say the new look of Stumps is pretty good. However, Stump’s Apple Market is no longer … it is now Stump’s Family Marketplace. Maybe now I can sleep in past 5:30 without the racket of hammers and other construction-like equipment being operated.

I also folded some socks today. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they fold their socks. I used to ball mine up … but then I moved to the “pair-and-fold” method. However now, I almost do a sort half-fold … this allows the socks to stay together in the drawer but also allows me to quickly grab a pair and slip them on in no time at all. How do you fold your socks?

Well, I think I’ve successfully wasted a good amount of time writing this. It’s amazing how I can talk about nothing for so long. Most likely, you do not care about any of the things I’ve mentioned above and you probably feel dumber having read this entire entry. For that, I apologize. I hope some interesting things happen to me in the near future so that I may write about them and share them with you fine people. You will be happy to know that I’m slowly converting this site to a database-driven web site, so that is pretty cool. Check out my newly designed Links page and my Words page.

That is all for now. Good night.

July 8, 2004

Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Fish [Free Republic] Ok, so it’s not NEWs, but it’s funny nevertheless. =)

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Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Fish [Free Republic]

Ok, so it’s not NEWs, but it’s funny nevertheless. =)